Saturday, November 10, 2007

Vagina Analogy


Here's an observation for you, a hypothesis of sorts, though still in its infancy: A woman keeps her vagina in the same way she keeps her home.

If a woman's home is an "open house", a place where people can just drop by, drop in, 24/7, with anyone coming and going at any given time day or night, then rest assured, so is her vagina.
If a woman's home is off limits to "drop-ins" and "drive-bys", then rest assured, so is her vagina.

Personally, I don't do "drop-ins". You can try, but even if the sky is falling odds are I won't open up.
(Eternal thanks to Georgia O'Keefe for the painting. Nobody paints vagina like Georgia did)

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