I'm a Woman!

I can spatchcock a chicken in the time it takes you to order Chinese

I can make Naked Peppers that would bring a whole village to its knees

I can clean up your beer spills and your plate-fumbles in the blink of an eye

I can cook up a gravy so delicious it'll make you cry

Cause I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N...I'll say it again...