Showing posts with label ranting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ranting. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Yes


Yes!
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Yes! My upstairs bathroom is leaking into my downstairs bathroom!

Yes! The problem is not straightforward and the plumbers are confounded as well!

Yes! The solution will likely involve a very large hole in my ceiling!

Yes! Said solution will also likely cost a lot of money!

Yes! I waited around all day for the plumbers to arrive!

Yes! I waited around all day on the day of the scheduled fire alarm testing!

Yes! Experiencing the all-day fire alarm testing in my building has left me with a residual pounding headache!

Yes! It's cold and dreary outside!

Yes! I'm tired and cranky!

Yes! The man is even more tired and cranky!

Yes! I wanna be sedated!

Yes! This book is clearly not helping any more than a couple of Klonopin washed down with some bourbon would!

Yes! That's my next plan of action for the evening!

Friday, December 12, 2008

Bienvenidos a Motherfucking Rhode Island...

It is unbelievable how this can go on - a cigar bar in a residential building? Where I smell this acrid fucking stench 24/7 in my residence? Where I breathe in toxic fumes as I sleep at night?

Welcome to fucking Rhode Island. Breathe at your own risk. Oh, and go fuck yourself too. That is, unless you know somebody...

I hate it here.

To you City Officials, and the embarrassingly impotent, defiant, and self-righteous RI State Department of Health - all you assholes have blood on your hands. May you never get a good night's sleep - ever again.

I will never, ever let this go.